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[–] bastion@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here

[–] SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Either way I'm getting fucked hard

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe, but not willing to test it.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I fear looking what those mods are

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bijin warmaidens is just a "make prettier" mod for the most common female followers.

Cbbe (Calientes Beautiful Bodies) is a "give them tig ol' bitties and ass", and it is NSFW, lol

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dongs, 2025 (pp.69-269)

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

No I would not

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lose lose scenario.

Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.

Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.

So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world 😔

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 2 points 1 week ago

Worst case: I bring a heap of dangerous SCP-like shenanigans into this world

Best case: I become someone's (mine) power fantasy and get a federal job

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I'm headbutting that button ASAP.

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