If you steal a fire extinguisher and nobody notices you can be held liable for involuntary manslaughter at a minimum.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2025
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Joke’s on them, I already stole all of the fire extinguishers in the courthouse
Go see how being an ungovernable manslaughterer worked out for anybody else in your country.
They get elected?
what's wrong with mans laughter?
It's highly illegal and in some countries punishable by death.
You must be fun at pastries
ooo, we should do donuts.
If no one noticed, how would they hold you liable?
They didn't notice you steal it but they will find you after the fire.
They can't find you if they're dead
I dunno, that sounds like pro-elite propaganda to me
Fire extinguiser propelling or the explosion prevention?
I love me some industrial safety, and I acknowledge the philosophical tension between explosion prevention and explosion encouragement. But if I had 458 fire extinguishers, we’re gonna go inspect the lathe of heaven and make sure it’s up to code.
Im calling the fire department. Hope you've been getting those serviced yearly and have had them inspected bucko
In starfield the only fun I had was stealing every single fire extinguisher in the game and putting them in my penthouse. I then blew them all up.