If the end of times is coming I want to be there, naked, hammered drunk and out of my mind on blow standing atop the seven headed dragon of the end times as it burns everything down, buck sled and listening to Metallica. I don't even really love Metallica but it would just fit the scene.
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2025
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One Side of me really wants to be proven wrong. But on the other Hand. Wtf are people having for a braincell.
Why don't they just speed up the process and hitch a ride on the comet? It'd do the rest of us a big favor.
Just take the morons away, please. I'd pray for it but don't want to end up on the astral bus with all those MAGA Christians