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(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)

I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street πŸ˜…

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[–] sdcSpade@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Judging by what the people in this world are saying, being rolled up into a giant ball and lobbed into space isn't as bad as it sounds.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm fucked - Dead Cells.

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Technically I'd be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I'd likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again...

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I find myself on a large, nice, and green felt. As I stand up, I see a stack of cards in the distance. Next to it are seven spreads of cards, each with the top card face up...

[–] hogart@feddit.nu 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The first thing I do is gather wood. Make a crafting table, a wooden axe and a wooden pickaxe. Where am I?

[–] Squiddy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

3D Terraria

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don't drown trying to collect metals

I am struck by an overwhelming urge to make paperclips.

[–] mememuseum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think I'll just chill in the space rig and drink ale.

[–] wim@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why is everything square!?

Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does... does he not have arms? Are those... four legs? What is going on here?

boom

[–] wolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

the last game I played was Duskers, so I'm probably either immediately dying in the vacuum of space or trapped in a derelict space station without any power.

[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

FaerΓ»n. I'd probably fail to see a trap and die.

But in my defence, those are invisible until I roll a high enough number on a dice.

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[–] darkmatter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] gorkette@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Everything must be Satisfactory.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

Prince of Persia Warrior Within.

Hmm. If I'm on the island of time I'm royally screwed but living in some random town is okay I guess. Could be worse.

[–] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago

A creeper blows up behind me while I'm punching a tree.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I own a wine empire and a giant gold clock. Pretty cool.

I guess I'd go to the bus tunnel and check if any of my wine is ready yet.

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[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Since it has been confirmed that all the characters in Smash are toys, and the human playing with them are the hands, does that make me a hand?

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I would tame a gecko and ride it into battle. Or get ganked by a bunch of wasps, could go either way.

[–] Ansis@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 2 years ago

I like to think that I'd join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I'd be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.

[–] CharlesReed@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd probably either get killed by a nosalis or forget to change my mask filter. Greetings from Metro: Last Light!

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[–] tok3n@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"Bomb has been planted.." Shit.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If I become my save file, I'm gonna hop into my Star Eagle, fly to New Atlantis, and use my million creds to furnish my Class One citizen penthouse, and fucking retire.

Maybe go visit Neon once a month to trip out on Aurora and catch BorealUS's next show.

Also I'm female now. I may ride this for a bit before going to Enhance and switching back to Male and getting the full Chad look. Might do this sooner to hide from Starborn assassins lol

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would be the lone human in Deep Rock Galactic. Hopefully I would be transported into the Rig and drink some beers because if I ended up on Hoxxes I'm pretty sure I would be glyphid food.

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'd be thrust into a dog-eat-dog world of 4 warring factions each out to establish dominance and feed themselves. I'd say in a week give or take I'd end up on someone's dinner plate.

(I played 3/4s through of Tooth and Tail last night in 8 hours).

Ask me again in two weeks and I'd be in a city where you MUST take a train to get anywhere, in Cities Skylines 2. That would be a nicer fate.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

That really depends.

Crash land near/in the main colony? Eh. I'd be thrown into prison to be beaten or put into Boris' chair until I was compliant, but after, there's a chance at a decent life with only some risk of death. At worst, they might decide I'm worth tossing in a Warcasket and joining the Dead watching the walls.

Outside of them? Ehh. Might be able to throw in with a tribe and keep my head down until we're all slaughtered in a raid. Some of the Empires seem somewhat friendly, could try to offer services cleaning and hauling for a bed in a servant barracks. Completely fucked if I'm caught out by Raiders, Pirates, Insectoids, or Mechanoids.

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 3 points 2 years ago

Mechwarrior 5? Depending on where I end up, I could be fine or screwed...

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I'm scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Considering I'm guaranteed to eventually get viciously eaten by a horde of zombies with no hope of survival, I think I'll just end it myself.

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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

blade and sorcery VR! It's sociopath time!

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[–] fluke@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive 'Umbrella Corp' style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.

But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sims 4, I really don't notice anything different.

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