Everyone always wants to be the cock cage but it's constantly flopping over onto the space next to it or rolling off the board with the slightest bump.
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Not if you wear it, as nature intended, and slide around the edge of the board with it every turn.
Go to jail
I still get the $200 tho right?
But then where would I put the top hat?
On top of the head, of course.
Go to Jail .... or your top hat wearing cock cage will get pressed with the iron
Asserting dominance by...
... being subservient??
These tactics must be studied, we are not prepared.
Speak for yourself, I've had no issue the past few months. Like @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz said, just wear it right
what version of Monopoly do you play?
Special version that only comes out in October
plz put a nsfw...,
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together to Monopoly pieces. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Racecar
TFW you’re just within the bounds of the law as you’re just visiting jail.
Community chest is a lot more fun in this version too.
The ship obviously.
bark
Two thimbles?
Dog or ship.
Damn, I wanted to link to a Chastopoly (for those who want to extend their mandatory October timeout), but I just learned it got discontinued a couple months ago.
Well, now I'm desperately sad. It's pretty much the only way you could get me to play Monopoly, including chastity, and now it is gone. I am sad and alone.
Yeah, it was really cool, asynchronous free-for-all multiplayer with an online board an all.
But instead of paying with money, you would pay with time. Usually you'd rack up time because you obviously pay your time to other players. But if they got freed their properties were emptied as well and could thus be claimed by you - which of course also cost time. So at that point you'd then move as less as possible.
Of course there were some edge cases, where the lockup could last a bit longer, e.g. if you land in jail during property claiming phase or someone steals your properties with event cards and such.
Goddammit why do things have to go away :( this would have been fucking amazing. Self locking gets boring unless you gamify it.
There's something special about steel cages. They feel so permanent and unforgiving~
They really do. Definitely my preference
Poor lil fella
Depends on your point of view