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[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do his diapers collect it for the strafing runs?

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Assholes. All of them.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 11 points 4 days ago

Ah we finally got a real president with such class and decorum -ppl that voted for orange

I really hope dems keep using that against them but they are spineless until proven otherwise. I would drooling at all this ammo just handed to me.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not surprising. Turds tend to stick together.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Did you see the video?

Even the AI knows he has issues with his diet.

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Not if you eat enough fiber

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

What about the pee tape?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago

Live by the poop, die by the diarrhea.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 13 points 4 days ago

President Poop

[–] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If your not studying organized crime and how to win against it then you aren't living for humanity or the ideas that built this nation.

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