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[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 85 points 5 days ago

Obligatory US troop copypasta


You see american choppers in the bright blue sky, hundreds and hundreds of screaming american soldiers drop from it, you look across the field and see the tanks rolling in. You hear a loud explosion and realise that the shrine you have protected for thousands of years with tooth and nail is destroyed by the empire, you come to the realisation that this is very probably the end of your people who’ve struggled to survive all these centuries.You realise that very soon there is going to be a river of blood of your people here; white phosphorus and depleted uranium will be shot very soon, deforming babies for decades to come, and millions of your people are gonna be killed. Your millennia old language and religion will be wiped out, you’re very likely the last of your kind.

Suddenly, an American soldier kicks you down, puts his foot on your neck and aims his standard ar-15 on the side of your head all while screaming; you realise you’re gonna die, and you won’t have to see the destruction of your community that you fostered so carefully all these centuries for.

Just before he pulls the trigger, you think to yourself, “To be fair to him, he probably had a low GPA in highschool and didnt have a health-care, those are notoriously hard to get in America”.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago (6 children)

And then run for Senate in Maine

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[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Honestly, most good (Anti) War Movies i know are set in Vietnam.

When i think of movies in the middle east, it´s US Slopaganda like Jarhead, Blackhawk Down and American Sniper

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Blackhawk Down is set in Africa. Also, watch Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant and Warfare by Alex Garland / A24.

[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

touche. last time i watched it was as an impressionable teenager so i don't remember much.

i wonder what a guy ritchie war movie is like, thx for the recommendation

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I mean it depends. Depending on what country they dont like at the moment, its been Russia, China, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran... And now Venezuela.

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[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Don't forget Monster Hunter

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You have to look for movies made during the war to get the spicy stuff. Most famously, The Green Berets, a movie so bad that when they showed it to marines in Vietnam, they wanted to go back to work. Roger Ebert gave 0 stars, bless his soul.

My favorite shamelessly openly propaganda movie is Red Dawn, the one about a ragtag team of teenagers guerilla fighting off a joint invasion of the US by the USSR and Communist Latin Americans. Wolverines!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the real horror of doing war crimes is that some people doing them will get sad and will need validation

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Not before they make 10 movies about how great their job in bringing democracy to said country was

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

If you being democracy to a country against the will of the people, is that reqlly democratic? This sounds like putting lipstick on the pig that is imperialism.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

this gives me the idea for a movie about the uh...liberation...of Afghanistan by the taliban, back in trumps first term.

probably loads of good story during that event, especially with how so much of the government was just the taliban in suits, entire cities "falling" without a single shot

would probably come off better as a documentary, do...people still make those?

[–] RedSnt 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Remember Jarhead with Jake Gyllenhaal?
They were literally depressed because they didn't get to shoot enough people..

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago

I believe the original source for this joke is Frankie Boyle: https://youtu.be/yZOLq82m2Ks

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I mean, wouldn't you be depressed after slaughtering several clearly unarmed families?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

there are documentaries of old people laughing when reminiscing about their warcrimes.

look into the Tantura massacre documentary

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

israelis are notorious for this. They dehumanise Palestinians to a level that would make the Nazis blush.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Somehow I can't relate to that all. No amount of economic desperation would bring many people to that.

Now with the right amount of indoctrination and lack of education I can definitely see things playing out that way.

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No, that’s the cure to the depression (Obviously not)

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

You're not wrong.

[–] School_Lunch@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The people who make movies about depressed soldiers are usually trying to make an anti-war statement. American is not homogenous. There are people who bomb without remorse and people who try to point that we shouldn't do that. Bombing without remorse is not something that can only be tied to one country. It can be tied to psychopaths of which quite a few have weaseled their way into power.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Yes. And the point of the joke this meme is aping is that not even the anti-war, anti-imperialist Americans will concern themselves with the feelings of non-Americans.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 19 points 5 days ago

Also exemplified by the American comments in this thread.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Are there any good movies that show the other perspective?

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At least in western cinema, only sci-fi can get away with anti-imperialism. Star wars (the rebellion = vietnamese communists), lots of Star trek episodes especially in DS9, Dune (the book first, then the film), and pry a lot more I can't think of right now.

[–] eightpix@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

DS9 does so much right. It is certainly on point in its treatment of moral gray.

[–] eightpix@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Sci-fi all the way.

Battlestar Galactica (2003-2009) shows the fall of an empire (loosely, America) at the hands of their AI creations. I guess Rome or Britain could also sit in for America. This show aired while Bush the lesser was taking Afghanistan and Iraq apart piece by piece.

The Expanse (2015-2022) is the worthy heir to the throne of casting harsh light on the oligarchs and hegemons. Belters could be any people put upon by this corrupt system: migrant workers, Indigenous people, refugees, the unhoused, the descendants of the enslaved — anyone who was expected to bootstrap success.

Both are good shows. The Expanse is proving to be somewhat more resilient to the passage of time.

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[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

The slave trade was stopped not by trying to garner sympathy for the slaves, but for the slave traders dying at sea. Hard to get people to care about people who look different to them. Then again in the age of drone warfare I don't think this can be applied "directly" to modern conflict.

[–] ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We all have to feel sorry for the drones?

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Looks like it. Time to humanize ChatGPT.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Please, won't somebody think of the drones? 🥺

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Wall-E 2 is gonna be dope

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

The perpetrators are obviously the victims./s

[–] AlHouthi4President@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

Khomeini pfp 🫡

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Anybody seen Warfare? I thought it was a great movie. Loved how they didn’t tell you at all what the mission was. Cause it didn’t matter.

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

I didn't really care for it. Still felt too much like "look at the horrible things our poor American soldiers went through" with barely any showcasing of what the other side was having to deal with other than the family the Americans took hostage.

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