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[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is just some fetish shit.

Ain't nothing wrong with someone educated enjoying being a pet

Bit weird to share it with the whole internet tho

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

This is just some fetish shit.

Call me crazy, but I think that's the joke

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

Not in cooking, apparently.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Bad puppy! Get that bowl off the couch and down on the floor 💢

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 58 points 3 days ago (3 children)

if they had just pursued a degree in pet play instead of whatever they majored in, they wouldn't have anything to complain about.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)

would that be... a pedigree?

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 9 points 3 days ago

Absolutely! lmao

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Oh shit, didn't even notice it's a dog bowl, I thought it was a commentary on not being able to affort better food.

Also, we're not buying the OnlyFans

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Wait, you need a DEGREE for that?

Am... am I in trouble? Do I have to pay a fine?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 days ago

You just need to go to doggy school

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Officer!? This one right here!

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)

well now you have a degree and some mac and smack in a cool bowl.

id say things are on the way up.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a dog bowl. If you're giving dogs Mac and cheese, I'm not sure where that puts you on the socioeconomic ladder.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What are you saying dogs aren't cool? Plus you gotta be like, rich to have a dog or something.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Europeans seeing this post

[–] missingno@fedia.io 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I got my degree eight years ago and still haven't been able to use it. Every job opening that claims to be entry level actually wants five years of experience in something that came out two years ago.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just say you have five. Clearly no one's checking.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you do, use the Circuit City/Toys R Us trick. Pick an out of business company for your CV so they can’t check references.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As someone who actually worked at a radio shack towards the end, but got fired cause I'm not big into backing down and one of the old heads didn't like me cause I moved fast. Not a physical fight, just a verbal confrontation.

Like John, my brother in Christ. You weren't getting commissions for like a year before I even started!

But I kept the name tag for poops and laughs.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Definitely no giggles!

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

im not even gunna ask why they are eating out of a dog bowl.....

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

At uni I ended up microwaving tinned macaroni cheese on white sliced bread in my room as a snack. I’d never do that now as it’s double carbs and gross, but what was going on back then?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Puppymode: ON 🐶

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am once again reminded I am unable to see a picture of mac and cheese and not prepare it for myself immediately. Thank you.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Alright, Mr. Moneybags. No need to gloat.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Not gunna lie. Cheap ass Mac and cheese with some actual butter(assuming you have that much) is like way up there in the on the "ACCEPTABLE" chart for me. I sometimes throw in a can of Rotel and/or some cheap chorizo for a little taste of home.

[–] HalifaxJones@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My fancy boxed mac n cheese mix is mixing the powder sauce with smoked Gouda and Parmesan. Real butter. Mixing it into the cooked pasta. Then adding sauted brussel sprouts and some parsley onto it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I make ramen like this, drain the water, add butter, seasoning pack, and sriracha. So good.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Sounds like something I'm going to experiment with today!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is butter that expensive in the US? Where I live it's only a bit more than margarine.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

Not really. But if people are complaining about eating out a dog bowl, their situation may be worse than ours. I know I used vegetable oil before in college. It's serviceable, but don't recommend it

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

🎤🎶”Mac my bitch up…”

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 days ago

Barenaked ladies have a whole song about loving Mac and cheese even if rich

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a degree and a six figure salary. I like KD.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, but you hopefully feed your dog something better

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Was the degree in Culinary Arts?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

More like Macaroni Farts!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Does it matter? The US graduated over 2 million people with bachelor’s degrees in spring of 2025. How are all those people supposed to find jobs?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

The important thing is they're all up to their eyeballs in debt. Teamwork makes the dream work.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Of course it matters, some degrees are in way higher demand than others

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Like whichever one doctors have!

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[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Information Security and Computer Science double major

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The person in the image does?

EDIT: I found their profile and can't unsee a lot of things now.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, it was a cold read but the IT sector cannot escape the Transfem and/or Femboy and/or Furry allegations for a well documented reason.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

peeks my head out

🐺 🖥️

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