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Anon is a sinner (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by dramaticcat@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

An abrahamic god punishing other people for your sins? Preposterous!

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Lot's family: Wack.

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn't do genocide fast enough

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.

It works the same way as no homo.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This has all the makings of a hit movie. It's basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

[–] tacosupreme@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Que to scene, op desperately jerking it while running through crowded streets and murderer/hitman chasing him

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

Anon just isn't masturbating enough.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Sounds more like a nice superpower

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Similar shit happens anytime I think I'm okay to enjoy Pokemon

[–] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Only one way to find out...

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think OP needs to tell the story to his family and see what they think about who's to blame.