Luckily hippos aren't known to be good at biking.
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You could just take your time. The bike portion will stop them completely.
Hippos don’t actually swim. They run along the bottom.
Her: I bet he's thinking about other girls.
Him:
I would rather challenge them in another Olympic sport. I can't imagine they'd be good at table tennis.
I read hippos as hippies and was thoroughly confused by the time I read the whole thing
Damn, turns out we really are as boring as we think we are. There truly is nothing original in the world 😂
Thought I still had to head back to reddit for the Triathlon threads, but here we are.
This is bad for me, because someone stole my bike.
This reminds me of a time I was beaten by a hippo in a triathlon, bad memories all around