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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would have taken 5 minutes at most

[–] heimchen@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

My Graphics card/ssd wouldn't be able to handle the skipping of such big files

[–] notsure@fedia.io 1 points 2 years ago

everyone is a little bit gay!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a little surprised the police didn't already know about that method. Seems like they'd encounter enough CCTV footage that'd it'd be standard training.

I once again overestimate the training levels of the police.

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[–] andioop@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Source article for the curious, and an unpaywalled copy on archive.is

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