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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago

everyone is a little bit gay!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a little surprised the police didn't already know about that method. Seems like they'd encounter enough CCTV footage that'd it'd be standard training.

I once again overestimate the training levels of the police.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

They probably do know. They just aren't meant for protecting your personal property

[–] T1000@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Sounds about right. Cops have low iqs

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh yea this is how I managed to convince our building management company to identify bicycle thieves in our communal garage.

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