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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by morrowind@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

VirtualSuccubus

You can judge all you like. It's not even really AI, but it does tell me when to dildo my butt.

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the kind of thing that is currently an object of mockery, becomes "kinky" and "bold" in 25 years, and ultimately has two or three slang entries in urbandictionary in 50.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Why would my hand do that to me? And how?

[–] ProtoShark@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hate the implication that AI girlfriends aren't real

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I would never put Neuro on a cloud..

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Saying you should be able to clone and own your AI girlfriend still sounds very wrong.

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