"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2023
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Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
PaZuZu
The professor calls out to his pet Griffin
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
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"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
A week WOULD be a little much…
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
Stop exploding, you cowards!
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
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Shut up, Baby. I know it!
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
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Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
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"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"