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[–] attero@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago
[–] yuun@lemmy.one 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

[–] yuun@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago

Also:

Dave's not here, man

[–] Lemmyin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

[–] Sergio@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Darkwraith@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

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[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 10 points 2 years ago

My Fry Fro is all frizzy.

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

[–] PastaTrees@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[–] TRSea@infosec.pub 9 points 2 years ago

This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...

[–] sunnytimes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

just practicing my stabbing!

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

[–] certain_people@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I already did!

[–] emptyother@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

[–] s38b35M5@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

[–] HaphazardFinesse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

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Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?

[–] dannii_montanii@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago
[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

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[–] 0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

[–] ian@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs. Death by snoo-snoo! Who is your Smizmar?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 8 points 2 years ago

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

[–] CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

[–] elasticthumbtack@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Like a balloon, and something bad happens

[–] Hhffggshn@lemmy.click 8 points 2 years ago

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"

Not the worst song and dance number.

[–] fryday@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] LUlsas@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Fun on a bun.

[–] Ozma_of_Oz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Big. Fat. Hen.

[–] BoiledOats142@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

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