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Which Futurama line(s) do you find yourself quoting for no raisin? (lemmy.world)

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with blackjack and hookers

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[–] ryry1985@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Bite my shiny daffodil ass!

[–] vividspecter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

[–] 0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"

[–] Ataraxia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

the atom must smells like a grape

Because of this post.

[–] Shinkirou@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.

[–] Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.

[–] foof@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

[–] sensibilidades@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

OH GOD, NO

[–] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Long enough Fry, Long enough.....

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.

[–] jeansburger@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

Some light insult Whale Biologist!

[–] PhilipJFry@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:

What do you see here?

A greyish blob?

Yes! And this one?

A greyish blob?

Not... As right...

I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.

[–] Loc_Nar@fedia.io 4 points 2 years ago

Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

[–] lenkyl@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"

[–] C126@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

[–] torpel@u.fail 4 points 2 years ago

You guys like swarms of things, right?

[–] torpel@u.fail 3 points 2 years ago

Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

[–] Leer10@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Assie!

[–] torpel@u.fail 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some folks call me Orange Joe

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

[–] Jaxia@toast.ooo 3 points 2 years ago

For no raisin

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

[–] Awthatsnotright@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This just comes to me naturally 😂

[–] neverbeenbretter@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.

[–] sczlbutt@lemmy.pubsub.fun 2 points 2 years ago

Good news everyone!

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