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What kind of toothpaste squeezer are you? (kbin.social)

submitted 2 years ago by nafri@kbin.social to c/AskKbin@kbin.social

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There's like an urge in my body to squeeze it from the bottom that feels efficient and tidy and it messes my mind up when I use a toothpaste that somebody has squeezed right in the middle. I wanna know people's stance on this, so what kinda squeezer are you?

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[–] Lemonstrudel@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I squeeze from the top or middle because that's where I grab it from but I have a plastic toothpaste roller that flattens and pushes it up from the bottom that I adjust as I go. It's truly the best of all worlds

[–] Tigbitties@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Everyone does it different in my house so once a week I redistribute the paste in the tube so it's all at the top. It's very satisfying to do and I feel like I have all the power when it's all said and done.

[–] Flaky_Fish69@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

my ex-partner and I used to have his-and-hers toothpaste.

[–] aebrer@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I'm a random squeezer up until near the end, then I roll up from the bottom.

There's something so satisfying about when it seems empty and you push your fiber up and force more out.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Is "Making my dentist rich" considered a valid answer?

[–] sneezingsuspense@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

middle, i'm sorry. way too lazy to do it the right way

[–] Horik@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

People who squeeze from the middle are certified psychopaths.

[–] MildlyMediocre@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Squeeze from the bottom and I also store it cap-side down in between uses so all of the paste is by the opening.

[–] Flaky_Fish69@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

From the middle. But, I occasionally pull the bottom along the corner of the sink counter, squeezing it back up, and then roll the bottom so it stays "like full."

What? pre coffee... I can't be bothered to care.

[–] binaryphile@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

squeezer.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Snip off the crimp and dip the toothpaste in my dude.

[–] dominoko@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I squeeze from the middle and make a big mess around the cap

[–] exohuman@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Squeeze from the bottom. It comes out faster too.

[–] turn_to_follow@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I firmly place it betwixt my ass cheeks and let the glutes do their work.

[–] AnakinSandlover@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I also take my toothpaste from betwixt this person's ass cheeks.

[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I always squeeze from the bottom. Drives me crazy when I see my 7yo squeeze from the top.

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