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If a snake bites you and gives you 10 minutes to live, why not just let bite again every 9 minutes? (lemmy.world)
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[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because the snake gets tired right after and goes to sleep because he's a selfish little asshole who doesn't care about his partner's needs

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

He's not a machine! Let the little dude rest his gummies

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

perfect logic

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Snakes hate this one simple trick!

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

If cats have nine lives, why are they so selfish and not become live-donors?

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