janus2

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will i be judged or will people think i'm cool if i learn to talk "oldtimey"? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

except for her husband, who apparently prefers to sow seed in the other melon patch

will i be judged or will people think i'm cool if i learn to talk "oldtimey"? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

"...he's passed..."
i entirely lost my shit laughing lol

Elon Musk’s AI bot adds a ridiculous anime companion with ‘NSFW’ mode in c/technology@lemmy.zip
Ancient Roman undergarments in c/historyillustrations@lemmy.world
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 hours ago

subliga-deeznutz

(this is actually v cool, ty PugJesus)

LETS GOOOOOOO in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 48 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

i always laugh when false color SEMs are slapped on as a background for scientific journalism cuz medical cases don't really have big dramatic imagery

why I haven't gotten any work done today in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

holy shit. the fact that he pulled it off is legendary. although, it's also pretty fucked up his job didn't give him a little leeway with the schedule, ffs

why I haven't gotten any work done today in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

instructions unclear, pooped in the sink and set a timer to fuck the glasses

(haha don't worry, i didn't delay pooping. i never delay pooping when a private bathroom is available. i should have taken the toothbrush to the kitchen sink after though, that's a good idea)

why I haven't gotten any work done today in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago

ayyyy that's also me. slept like crap. woke up at 3:30am. too hungry to go back to sleep. then had to sit upright for 1+ hrs after eating to avoid acid reflux, but too tired to be productive. then crash back asleep, wake up around 2:30pm, feel guilty about not having fed fish, can't take meds now cuz too late in the day... sigh...

i did manage to get 40 minutes of work done. which i guess is more than 0

why I haven't gotten any work done today in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

this was me all day with Balatro
and sleeping
and staring at the fish tank

yeah tomorrow i need to actually take my meds

why I haven't gotten any work done today in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Oof. This was me last time I had to move. Fortunately a nearby commercial complex had a unit open when I was 2 weeks away from disaster

Commercial rentals suck way more than renting from an individual homeowner but at least they're more available...

why I haven't gotten any work done today in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Yes! Poor things were hungry. :( I set up a reminder for the rest of the week that I'm fish-sitting

Fuck it, more surrealposting. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

MOM! COME LOOK! ONE OF THE COOL GERMAN KIDS ON LEMMY SAID MY POST IS COOL!!! 🥹

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why I haven't gotten any work done today (lemmy.zip)
 
  • clothes feel weird, need to change them
  • just heard thunder, better check the weather (even though I'm not going anywhere lol)
  • oh shit did I feed the fish!?
  • my mouth is dry
  • 3020393920 unread texts and emails
  • I didn't brush my teeth this morning and my mouth feels gross
  • have to poop
  • now I can't brush my teeth until the bathroom stops being stinky
  • fan is blowing hair in face, gotta go find bandana to tie it back
  • it's too hot in here
  • now it's too cold in here
  • no matter what i do it's too humid
  • my glasses are smudgy but the cleaning cloth is on the other side of the room
  • oops I got hungry again
  • now my stomach hurts because I ate too fast
  • HOW THE FUCK IS IT 6:23 PM AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!?
  • I'm posting on lemmy lol
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i heard we were surrealposting (www.youtube.com)
 

Beefing It - Hot Regards

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when you work in an interdisciplinary institution: (lemmy.zip)
 
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The Libraries Are Appreciated (1943 Jacob Lawrence) (lemmy.zip)
 

https://philamuseum.org/collection/object/59568

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (lemmy.zip)
 

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Super helpful homemaking tutorials! (www.youtube.com)
 

I know a lot of this is common knowledge but it can be so useful for those of us who:

  • were ostracized by the tribe and raised by wolves
  • parents' sheep flock was too large for them to have time to teach us
  • hit head on a really hard rock and forgot a lot of stuff
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screaming professor noise intensifies (lemm.ee)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/58461209

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SearXNG search string that uses random instances? (lemmy.zip)
 

I feel like this exists but I forgot to bookmark it and I'm having a hell of a time finding it if it does exist (largely due to broken SearXNG instances argh!) In my experience each one I save into Fennec via search string only lasts a few months before it breaks intermittently or entirely. I'd rather use a link that picks one at random and is thus more likely to just return results without too much fiddling.

Yes ideally I'd host my own... it's on my miles long to-do list...

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Spillway (en.wikipedia.org)
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every dang day (lemmy.zip)
 
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Tips for blow drying my hair without wanting to die? (lemmy.zip)
 

I have tried:
• air drying (takes too long, extends wet hair misery)
• having short hair (can't have short hair at one of my jobs)
• dryer bonnet (somewhat better cuz at least I can sorta multitask)
• sitting in front of box fan (takes too long)
• paying hairdresser to do it (expensive)

Figured I'd see if you guys know any tips and tricks...

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And remember to like, comment, and _____! (lemmy.zip)
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