janus2

joined 2 years ago
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i think the guardian is blowing a subsection of gen z way outta proportion here

yeah there's a loneliness epidemic caused by the internet and capitalism alienating the shit outta us but having a "no thank you" trait list is healthy and normal (even if my grumpy old ass thinks "ick list" sounds fucking juvenile)

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Polymer Clay (en.wikipedia.org)
 

Polymer clay is a type of hardenable modeling clay based on the polymer polyvinyl chloride (PVC). It typically contains no clay minerals, but like mineral clay, a liquid is added to dry particles until it achieves gel-like working properties. Similarly, the part is put into an oven to harden, hence its colloquial designation as clay.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 44 points 4 days ago

and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

exactly. i don't want anything on linux to update automatically.

i want to

sudo apt update && sudo apt -y upgrade

and watch the console go brrrrrrrr

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

checks my sexual orientation
that tracks

(my preferred distro)

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

added to my mental list of virtual bands older than Gorillaz

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

the barn has a habit of curving and slowing your trajectory if you approach it too fast

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

I'd recommend looking into LineageOS or other custom ROMs to nix that kind of bullshit

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

work requirement 😔

 
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Runt (en.wikipedia.org)
 

A runt is an animal that is unusually small for its species. In veterinary medicine, a runt may also described using terms such as low-birth weight, intrauterine growth restriction, and small for gestational age. An animal may be defined as small for gestational age (SGA) depending on different criteria, such as size in comparison to littermates', as percent of maternal body weight, as a specific neonate weight threshold for the breed or species, and as different body proportions displayed by runts.

 

A bridge–tunnel is a persistent, unbroken road or rail connection across water that uses a combination of bridges and tunnels, and sometimes causeways, and does not involve intermittent connections such as drawbridges or ferries.

 

After decades of connecting Americans to its online service and the Internet through telephone lines, AOL recently announced it is finally shutting down its dial-up modem service on September 30, 2025. The announcement marks the end of a technology that served as the primary gateway to the World Wide Web for millions of users throughout the 1990s and early 2000s.

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Tongue twister (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by janus2@lemmy.zip to c/wikipedia@lemmy.world
 

A tongue twister is a phrase that is designed to be difficult to articulate properly, and can be used as a type of spoken (or sung) word game. Additionally, they can be used as exercises to improve pronunciation and fluency. Some tongue twisters produce results that are humorous (or humorously vulgar) when they are mispronounced, while others simply rely on the confusion and mistakes of the speaker for their amusement value.

 

i hate when i do this but i ALWAYS DO IT

 

the time spent waiting for your meds to kick in so you can unglue yourself from total executive paralysis and join normal society

 

edited with Signal that's why it looks like shit lol

 

Can't do that with any other map service I know of!

 
  • clothes feel weird, need to change them
  • just heard thunder, better check the weather (even though I'm not going anywhere lol)
  • oh shit did I feed the fish!?
  • my mouth is dry
  • 3020393920 unread texts and emails
  • I didn't brush my teeth this morning and my mouth feels gross
  • have to poop
  • now I can't brush my teeth until the bathroom stops being stinky
  • fan is blowing hair in face, gotta go find bandana to tie it back
  • it's too hot in here
  • now it's too cold in here
  • no matter what i do it's too humid
  • my glasses are smudgy but the cleaning cloth is on the other side of the room
  • oops I got hungry again
  • now my stomach hurts because I ate too fast
  • HOW THE FUCK IS IT 6:23 PM AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!?
  • I'm posting on lemmy lol
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