janus2

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

except for her husband, who apparently prefers to sow seed in the other melon patch

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

"...he's passed..."
i entirely lost my shit laughing lol

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 hours ago

subliga-deeznutz

(this is actually v cool, ty PugJesus)

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 48 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

i always laugh when false color SEMs are slapped on as a background for scientific journalism cuz medical cases don't really have big dramatic imagery

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

holy shit. the fact that he pulled it off is legendary. although, it's also pretty fucked up his job didn't give him a little leeway with the schedule, ffs

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

instructions unclear, pooped in the sink and set a timer to fuck the glasses

(haha don't worry, i didn't delay pooping. i never delay pooping when a private bathroom is available. i should have taken the toothbrush to the kitchen sink after though, that's a good idea)

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago

ayyyy that's also me. slept like crap. woke up at 3:30am. too hungry to go back to sleep. then had to sit upright for 1+ hrs after eating to avoid acid reflux, but too tired to be productive. then crash back asleep, wake up around 2:30pm, feel guilty about not having fed fish, can't take meds now cuz too late in the day... sigh...

i did manage to get 40 minutes of work done. which i guess is more than 0

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

this was me all day with Balatro
and sleeping
and staring at the fish tank

yeah tomorrow i need to actually take my meds

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Oof. This was me last time I had to move. Fortunately a nearby commercial complex had a unit open when I was 2 weeks away from disaster

Commercial rentals suck way more than renting from an individual homeowner but at least they're more available...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Yes! Poor things were hungry. :( I set up a reminder for the rest of the week that I'm fish-sitting

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

MOM! COME LOOK! ONE OF THE COOL GERMAN KIDS ON LEMMY SAID MY POST IS COOL!!! 🥹

 
  • clothes feel weird, need to change them
  • just heard thunder, better check the weather (even though I'm not going anywhere lol)
  • oh shit did I feed the fish!?
  • my mouth is dry
  • 3020393920 unread texts and emails
  • I didn't brush my teeth this morning and my mouth feels gross
  • have to poop
  • now I can't brush my teeth until the bathroom stops being stinky
  • fan is blowing hair in face, gotta go find bandana to tie it back
  • it's too hot in here
  • now it's too cold in here
  • no matter what i do it's too humid
  • my glasses are smudgy but the cleaning cloth is on the other side of the room
  • oops I got hungry again
  • now my stomach hurts because I ate too fast
  • HOW THE FUCK IS IT 6:23 PM AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!?
  • I'm posting on lemmy lol
 

Beefing It - Hot Regards

 
 

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I know a lot of this is common knowledge but it can be so useful for those of us who:

  • were ostracized by the tribe and raised by wolves
  • parents' sheep flock was too large for them to have time to teach us
  • hit head on a really hard rock and forgot a lot of stuff
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/58461209

 

I feel like this exists but I forgot to bookmark it and I'm having a hell of a time finding it if it does exist (largely due to broken SearXNG instances argh!) In my experience each one I save into Fennec via search string only lasts a few months before it breaks intermittently or entirely. I'd rather use a link that picks one at random and is thus more likely to just return results without too much fiddling.

Yes ideally I'd host my own... it's on my miles long to-do list...

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Spillway (en.wikipedia.org)
 
 

I have tried:
• air drying (takes too long, extends wet hair misery)
• having short hair (can't have short hair at one of my jobs)
• dryer bonnet (somewhat better cuz at least I can sorta multitask)
• sitting in front of box fan (takes too long)
• paying hairdresser to do it (expensive)

Figured I'd see if you guys know any tips and tricks...

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