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[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

As a horny teen, Leisure Suit Larry was the closest thing to smut in a game that I could get. There was no internet walkthroughs. You wanted pixelated boobs and innuendo? You had to try every item in your arsenal and every dialogue choice to get it. But damn was it fun!

Later, going back to the games and using walkthroughs, some of the solutions seemed rather silly.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thank you for the qualification that this is 'America under tRump' and not the usual America!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Yet you still misspelled anus, even after the edit!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You're just salty that Dumbledore got to help rid the world of that evil ring while others flew around in their Iron Man suits!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

I was thinking the same. tRump's Razor starts as malice and, through sheer incompetence, becomes stupid.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

The big difference between us and the rich is our healthcare is reactive. Their healthcare is proactive. They are, and always have been, looking for the means of immortality. Their reckless drive to advance tech at any means is the mission of advancing humanity, but only for themselves. The rest of us don't matter to them. They literally don't think we deserve anything.

Rest assured, if they succeed at immortality, they will never be stoppable and not even governments will be able to rein them in.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Message aside, I find I really dig artsy nudes.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

At least 4.26% of sitting presidents were/are pedophiles. That number is likely much higher, sadly!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Psh, you haven't seen my signs!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

As their slaves and concubines!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about a strongly worded sign with like eight bullet points?

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