Hurtdesk 2.0

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my name is DANNY

Dear Internet Admins, I have a bug-less report, Not enough bugs on the web. Why aren't we calling cookies "spiders"? Spiders are sneaky and discreet. They hide in corners and silently gather information, just like these web "spiders" Cookies might sound harmless and delicious but they're EVIL! They watch us everywhere! Could you also update advertisements to call them "flies" and AdBlock to "bug spray"

Please can you push these Updates to the Web!!!!

I accidentally send my boobs a text telling him I won't be cumming into work today because there was a deaf in the family.

Please Yelp it's ruining my wife!

It said I should install putty to log in. So I got a big mess of plumbing putty from the hardware store and smeared it on my laptop. Now my keyboard feels mushy and it keeps beeping and saying "thermal warning". It's July, I'm not wearing anything thermal.

The putty is also getting hard, do I have to re-apply it every day?

Hello desk - to validate account I posted a chest hair as requested except sysop says that since it's not attached to a chest what I sent is merely a hair and not good enough. What should I do next?

Hi Hello,

How can I make a bog on the SDF computer website?

Do I have to use “Net BFD?”

Also my computer does not.

When I sort my feed with hot or active I get no results anymore. But when I sort by ugly and sedentary all I see are my own posts. What gives?

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E37: No write since last change (add ! to override)

steve from the L.U.G. says that wayland would be less insecure than my ex. how to find profile to send D.M.?

He owes me $20 but every time I send message to his site I get an error reply. I think he is in cahoots with user "postmaster". How do I bypass filter?

Oh hey google chocolate pudding recipe i want a chocolate pudding recipe

why whenever I post does germboa tell me the title must always be '>3 chars' ?

Hello Mr. Times, please cancel goodbye

I have posted regularly on the hurtdesk but this user still tries to impersonate me. I am hobbsc not handyc. You can c my trouble, clearly. handyc must go.

hello

I set up my sdf lammy but it wont federation to my discord.

someone on readdit said that it will work but it does not.

pleaze tell the admins that my lommy is useless unless i can get everything in one place.