Smug Ideology Man

[green, satisfied] I cooked enough food for two meals

[floating brain] I'm the logic part of your brain, eat half and keep the other half for later

[floating Marx head] I'm the Karl Marx part of your brain, share that meal with someone

[floating Garfield head] I'm the Garfield part of your brain, shove that shit down your mouth until you feel ill, then keep going

[green stares neutrally]

[green then has a deranged smile]

[green proceeds to shove the entire plate of food down their mouth]

[brain facepalms]

[Marx facepalms]

[Garfield is elongated]

https://thebad.website/comic/every_fucking_time

[character, ponting at a huge box labeled "IT'S COMMON SENSE"] Interesting, let's open it to see what's really inside

[the character opens the box and looks distraught]

[a top down view lets us see what is inside the box] A PRETEXT TO BE RACIST

https://thebad.website/comic/its_common_sense

[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:30] Oh no, look… It's half to Hitler

[yellow, annoyed] Chill out buddy, don't be such an alarmist

[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:45] Oh no, look… It's quarter to Hitler

[yellow, rude] Yeah I get it, I tweeted about it, leave me be

[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:55] Oh no, look… It's five to Hitler

[yellow, scared] Oh shit oh fuck, we really need to do something NOW

[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:59] Oh shit, look… It's one to Hitler

[yellow, terrified] It's too late now, wish we could have seen it coming earlier

https://thebad.website/comic/the_wolf_who_cried_boy

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[a character is tied to a wall above flames, with weird twirly smoke tentacles in the background] Being trapped in the Torment Nexus is NOT fun

[a character gives a press conference at a lectern] We've listened to user feedback, Torment Nexus 2 will have microtransactions and will be a monthly subscription

https://thebad.website/comic/we_are_deeply_committed_to_listening_to_our_customers_feedback

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[dude speaking proudly, holding a d20] I can't be racist, I watch the NBA and one of my tabletop characters is black

[the same dude, now zoomed on, looking so angry he's shaking and sweating] It's just that I don't want my sister to date one of them, okay?

https://thebad.website/comic/the_least_racist_colleague_at_work

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[title] A PEACE AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED IN PALESTINE

[in front of a cheering crowd holding a sign that reads PEACE, a Palestinian and an Israeli are shaking hands]

[Palestinian, uneasy] We will peacefully get our land stolen and our children killed

[Israeli, proud] We will peacefully destabilize the region to protect our colonial apartheid state

https://thebad.website/comic/at_last_peace_in_palestine

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[green is running, screaming, their head is on fire] FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK HELP ME!!! I AM ON FIRE HELP!!! AAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS

[orange lookis pissed] Could you please scream a bit less? It's getting on my nerves

https://thebad.website/comic/have_you_tried_calming_down

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[an asteroid is coming towards two characters and a visible city in the background]

[pink] The asteroid is coming right at us… we must unite in order to destroy it before it reaches us

[green, trying to look cool] We don't know its exact intentions yet, we'll wait for it to get closer then see if we can negotiate with it

[the earth explodes from the asteroid's impact, fracturing and sending chunks in space]

[line of text, coming from the destroyed earth] At least the asteroid wasn't "antisemitic" about Gaza

https://thebad.website/comic/the_asteroid_left_unity

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[green, holding a microphone on stage] Thanks for inviting me here! I love how it's a place where you can say anything in your comedy routine and won't get cancelled for it!

[blue, in a keffiyeh, staring at green] Cool cool cool As long as you don't mention the slaves

[green, still on stage, shaking and grinning] Don't worry about it My moral values are that I really need to buy that third house

https://thebad.website/comic/freedom_of_laugh

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[a tired old balding man in a suit barely lifts a finger and speaks]

Enough

We've had it

You've crossed the red line

Now you're leaving the West with no choice but to take a drastic decision: send its strongest letter of condemnation

https://thebad.website/comic/this_time_we_really_mean_it

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[orange, happy] I consent

[pink, serious] I consent

[blue, ecstatic] I consent

[green, curious] Hey guys, what are you all consenting to

[pink, sociopathic] Murdering you in cold blood and taking over your house

[zoom on green's face, at a loss for words]

https://thebad.website/comic/peace_talks

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[2022] As the representative of the right wing government union, we have decided to not intervene militarily in Ukraine

[2023] As the representative of the right wing government union, we have decided to not intervene militarily in Ukraine

[2024] As the representative of the right wing government union, we have decided to not intervene militarily in Ukraine

[2025] As the representative of the right wing government union, we have decided to not intervene militarily in Ukraine

[orange, angry] I hate my country's leftists because they don't want to intervene militarily in Ukraine That's why I could never vote for them

[green, next to him, is blasé]

https://thebad.website/comic/ukraint

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[green, curious] So, why did you end up invading Iraq?

[orange, annoyed] We had to! They had WMDs!

[green, confused] Well then, why don't you go fight Russia now?

[orange, angry] Are you crazy? They have WMDs!

https://thebad.website/comic/weapons_of_mass_excuses

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[an old conservative looking man in a suit is speaking] Just to be clear… If you wonder who took a massive shit on your doorstep tomorrow at 15:00 It's not me I'm not the type of person who would do such a thning Have a nice day

https://thebad.website/comic/preemtive_denial

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[green looks at orange arresting trans people] First they came for trans people And I was like "hey didn't this happen before?"

[green confused about orange people arresting red people] Then they came for the communists And I said nothing because they think Joe Rogan is a communist wtf

[green amused at colored pople bickering] Then they came for minorities And I'm like lmao some minorities are in the crowd they'll be so mad when it's their turn

[green claps at orange arresting some orange gamers] Then they came for the gamers And I clapped because finally

[green takes notes and looks shocked as orange cheers on oranges pointing to jewish symbols] Then they came for conspiracy folks And I said nothing because I was curious to see who they'd blame it on

[green is in a car, honks at orange arresting another green in the middle of a protest] Then they came for the protestors And it's the protestors' fault because they made me wait in traffic

[green winks as they show a watermelon on their phone, while a praying pink gets bombed by an orange plane] Then they came for the Palestinians And I said nothing because I already had a watermelon emoji on my profile what more could I do

[green turns their back on ornage as they arrest a green scientist] Then they came for the scientists And I said nothing because I already do my own research

[green walks, alone, gloomy] Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me

[orange points a gun at green] Awkward… Who could have seen this coming?

https://thebad.website/comic/first_they_came

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[blue, speaking from behind a lectern] Our corporation will TRANSFORM healthcare

[purple, celebrating] Awesome! I love startups! New technologies will solve everything!

[blue, now more smug] …by making it more efficient for hospitals to collect debt from their customers

[purple is malding]

https://thebad.website/comic/startups

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[a teal amogus has its arms crossed and looks smug] Hi I'm Frederic, the well known main character and only protagonist of the hit media franchise Among Us, here to share my political wisdom with you

[a red Amogus with a large grey beard speaks] Don't get distracted by Frederic, I am Karl Marx from hit media franchise Amogus and you must listen to this meme I just came up with.

Dear capitalists, You claim your system is responsible for the largest standard of living increase in human history, yet the workers responsible for it are still alienated from the fruits of their labor? Curious.

[the teal amogus looks angry, is shaking] FOILED AGAIN BY KARL MARX, THE MAIN ANTAGONIST OF HIT MEDIA FRANCHISE AMONG US, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS KEEPS HAPPENING! IT MUST STOP!

[DISTRACTED AMOGUS MEME]

["Human brain" walks smugly]

["This comic" looks with desire]

["Making sense" is unhappy about that]

https://thebad.website/comic/frederic

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[a creepy orange character smiles absent mindedly]

"Actually the guns exist to defend yourself against a tyrannical government" mfers when I ask them to actually defend us against the actual tyrannical government

https://thebad.website/comic/bro_left_freedom_on_read

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[blue] I don't care about this at all. I could talk about it, but I won't, because I don't care. In fact, you guys have no idea how little I care. I could write an entire book about how I don't care. It's just something I don't do, I have no reason to care.

[blue panic-grabs yellow by the arm as they are walking away, and shouts] WAIT!! HOLD ON!

[blue, smugly, at an annoyed yellow] Make sure the article mentions I'm not mad

https://thebad.website/comic/just_a_chill_guy

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[a stickman rendition of Charlie Kirk in his Turning Point USA format]

DEAR LIBERALS,

[pretends to be pro life]

[dies]

CURIOUS

Charles Smug
Founder, Toilet Paper USA

https://bsky.app/profile/thebad.website

[pink, pointing at flowers] I'm not racist BUT these flowers look absolutely gorgeous

[blue, confused] Whait what do you mean by that, this isn't a racist statement?

[pink, proud] Well yeah, that's what I just said, I'm not racist

[blue, happily shaking green's hand] Oh okay all good then

[orange, looking mean, leaning on a table] This story was fact checked by real non racist patriots

https://thebad.website/comic/im_not_racist_but

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[three characters looking awfully bland] The protagonists:

• Annoying goody two shoes leader who's a paragon of virtue
• Nerdy scientist with no backstory who keeps doing poor puns
• Super bland dude who's an obvious self insert for the writer
• People die because they're "good" and refuse to break the rules
• They win battles through plot armor and the power of friendship

[a cool looking grizzled character smokes a cigar in a spaceship interior, a foot up on the controls, while a spaceship blasts a mega laser outside in space] The super evil antagonist:

• Played by the most charismatic actor available on the market
• Keeps doing the coolest looking things (but you must hate it)
• Has the coolest secret lair and his henchmen love him
• Is named Adolf McMurder and genocides with a smile
• Says an awesome one liner before murdering an orphan

[a nerdy dude in flannel points at a storyboard of the two previous images] The naive screenwriter:

• At least this time he's not writing women, phew
• Has too much trust in his audience's media literacy - About to give the super evil antagonist yet another zingy one liner
• Surely if we show him killing an orphan the audience will hate him
• Right, guys?… Right??…

https://thebad.website/comic/overly_cool_villains

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[YouTube thumbnail showing a person doing the soy face while pointing at a map of the world linking a Moai from Rapa Nui with the Albanian flag] EASTER ISLAND 8 ALBANIA CONNECTION?!?!!! What Historians Don't Want You To Know About Albania 132k views - 8 months ago CONSPIRACISTORY The TRUTH is too dangerous to be known but I am willing to share it with you, know more by subscribing to SmugVPN over at ht…

[the conspiracy YouTuber, looking shaken and paranoid, is now talking into his mic] EASTER ISLAND AND ALBANIA TWO CIVILIZATIONS NEVER IN CONTACT BUT IF YOU LOOK ON A MAP... YOU CAN DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE BETWEEN BOTH LOCATIONS !! COINCIDENCE?!

[the YouTuber is embedded on a massive depiction of a Moai as the head of the Albanian flag symbol, floating in space, under the hashtag #BELIEVE]

https://thebad.website/comic/conspiracy_youtubers

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[Jean-Luc-Mélenchon, wearing a Yu-Gi-Oh duel armband, ponits and shouts] MACRON... YOU ARE DONE FOR! I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: GENERAL STRIKE ON SEPTEMBER 10TH

[Jean-Luc Mélenchon, seen from behind, summons cards on a Yu-Gi-Oh table, each one is a french union] UNIONS.... STRIKE!

[Macron smirks and summons a card of his own] Jean-Luc… it is too late, I have already won… I can sacrifice my Dark Bayrou along with my Republican Blockade in order to special summon the Blue Eyes White Supremacist New prime minister!

[a card with the Rassemblement National logo on it laser beams France in half] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jean-Luc Mélenchon, now looking extra chad, raises a card] NOT SO FACT.... SNAP ELECTIONS!

https://thebad.website/comic/trap_card_in_matignon

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