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submitted 1 year ago by abbadon420@lemm.ee to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio -2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

All I'll say is that I'm glad that I'm neither your child, nor a member of your software development team..

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get it, why make it personal?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They lost their firstborn son in The War to untracked artillery because neither -i, -n, nor -f were given.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Oh I'm sorry man, I didn't know. Thank you for your service.

[–] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You're telling me no -f's were given?

[–] mods_mum@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

jeez, you must be fun to be around. I'd say it's the OP who dodged the bullet with you in their team lol

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Your bedroom and your code sound dirty. No dessert until there are no more dirty clothes on the floor and all your merge conflicts are resolved.