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[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Meh going on 20 years together, we keep the farts outside and the bathroom door shut.

Of course in that time we've seen it all, such as helping the other during a terrible flu or post surgery or food poisoning. It's not like poop doesn't happen, we just don't make it "normal" to do bathroom stuff in front of each other.

Some privacy works for us

[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Agreed. I just posted pretty much the same thing before seeing your reply.

[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Like, if my wife farted in front of me I wouldn't be rude, or shame her or something. We just are both aligned that that isn't a team sport lol

[โ€“] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fats outside like you actually go outside to fart?

[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least of the room, I generally just go to the bathroom. If it's a nice day, sure, why not step on the back porch?

[โ€“] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just don't want my wife's day to smell like the literal inside of my asshole

[โ€“] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't want her to go through her day with the inside of my asshole as the aroma

[โ€“] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Your farts have some serious staying power. Mine linger only a few minutes, it's disappointing