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Psychopath Dev (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 200 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Don’t forget automatically killing orphans

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 132 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Before killing yourself, it's your responsibility to kill your children

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 61 points 5 months ago

...and people worry about the name of a git branch.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Garbage collection is such an evil thing...