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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dad I'm sorry I look too cute in skirts

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Like that song by Cake, it goes "I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis"

[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

That is a valid reason to move to Scotland