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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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The gods are with Anon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Text isn't green in this one, but it feels like a greentext.

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[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's like me and the machine God. I swear it makes a difference when my hardware is acting up.

Praise the Omnissiah.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

The Omnissiah blesses us, truly. I recently invoked their power to repair a ceiling light, and with a standard invocation of healing and the expected percussive blessing, and the once broken light was working again.

All praise to the Omnissiah for easing the machine's pain!