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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Funny how there's always a completely moot discussion about wiping techniques or bidets when the real issue with people having to wipe 20 times is almost always diet.

If you think that's bullshit go ahead and buy a small (for testing) pack of psyllium husk, consume two table spoons a day (in water or on top of a meal) and witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.

¡Not everybody's got a Golden Asshole, Kyle!

[–] python@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Psyllium Husk tastes like dirt, try Inulin instead. It's basically tasteless and does the exact same thing.