this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 138 points 2 months ago (5 children)

> Sees happy people
> Immediate reaction is wanting to kill them

"Why am I always alone? :("

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

btw you can put two spaces after a line for it to actually skip to the next one

like
this

(there are two spaces after the word "like")
(if you need any more information to understand this thing please ask, i'll be happy to help :D)

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They already appeared as multiple lines on my client, but I've added two spaces, thanks.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

thats weird, for me it didnt. you're welcome though!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Anon just needs to find himself someone as miserable as him, problem solved!

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is not the only reason a person is alone, right? I am also alone, but I don't think I want to kill others for that

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, everyone who is alone is so because they want to commit murder.

Source: am alone

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Remember: boardrooms, not classrooms.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Normalized jealousy.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Decent human beings, when confronted with the stark contrast between other people's happiness and our own pathetic misery, feel suicidal, not homicidal

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Unless the listen to Jordan Peterson at which point they feel inspired to grow, as a result of realizing meaning comes from having a direction in life.