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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spend $30 and buy a bidet attachment off of amazon you deserve better than your current painful poo regime.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While I appreciate that, I have a bidet. The source of my pain is the physical act of sitting in that position, rather than anything specifically related to the act or cleanup.

I've considered getting a squatty potty (or equivalent stool (heh)), but I'm not sure if that would make things better or worse.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We gotta design you a standing toilet or something

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Haha, I don't think I've discussed my toilet habits as extensively with a stranger before.

The injury I mentioned was to one of my legs, which unfortunately means that prolonged standing also hurts. If something to change the position in which I sit doesn't help, my next step will be to replace the toilet with one with different ergonomics.

I do appreciate the thought!

edit: relieve/replace