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I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this but everything seems to be going down the tubes quite fast. And not fun tubes, like at a waterpark. The “ending in shit” kind. The issues are complicated, the reasons diverse, but there are a few culprits who have been making themselves extremely visible.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My faith warns of the mark of the beast. Carbon Is the 666 atom which released from the ground heats the earth.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait till you learn of the 616 papyri.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh interesting. Well 666 is heating the earth so it's supported by science lol

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not even mad! I'm just into certain mythologies a bit enough to hear of random stuff like this.