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Workers at NASA Told to ‘Drop Everything’ to Scrub Mentions of Indigenous People, Women from Its Websites (www.404media.co)

submitted 2 weeks ago by PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 83 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

How about no.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 142 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Either that or go whole-hog the other direction.

NASA History

Since its founding in 1958, white man at NASA have pushed the boundaries of scientific and technical limits to explore the unknown for all the male citizens of our planet. Discover the history of our human spaceflight, science, technology, and aeronautics programs.

Remembering Our White Heroes

NASA will never forget the tragic loss of the all-male, all-white crews of the Apollo 1 crew, and some other people who we don't need to mention because we forgot about them.

Hidden Figures

Did anyone other than white men ever play a pivotal role in spaceflight? It's possible, but if it had, I've been instructed not to tell you about it.

If you're going to get fired, make it count.

[–] leds 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot to mention the Nazis imported from Germany after the war..

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 10 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, that would be an excellent addition. And, for the thumbnail, just include Musk's salute, with no further explanation or anything other than the straight facts.

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