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Dungeons and Dragons - Memes and Comics

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A community for Dungeons and Dragons Memes and Comics

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"Title" - [Comic Name]

e.g. "Krak of Dawn" - [Swords Comic]

*Does not apply to memes

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Me: I use Vicious Mockery!

DM: what do you say to hurt the guard?

Me: ... you... suck... at guarding and you're a bad guard... who isn't good at guarding?

[–] Willem@kutsuya.dev 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Generic mockery always works:

  • "if they would paint a portrait of you they will need neither hammer nor nail, since the painting would hang itself"
  • "The mud on thy face does make it better"

Conversely, when you actually have high IRL charisma: https://youtu.be/8HqLysSnnlQ