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Until there's a community for Enterprise Networking you have to suffer my meme. (lemmy.world)

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[–] Ricaz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Had to get some metrics out of an old Cisco box that weren't available through SNMP, and the only solution I could come up with was to periodically SSH some commands and regex the results.

That required way too much shell-foo and the SSH daemon would just randomly refuse/drop connections.

If only there was some kind of standard metric API that every other modern software supports out of the box...