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Anon investigates a random goth girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Know your worth and know where you are valued.

This can sound really deep, but it works for shallow too. I'm sorry girl, but the whore market is saturated and very competitive.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, she really should wait until OP's mom retires.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

That might be a while.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Where do I get my hands on the "aimless schlub" bluebook?