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[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 86 points 3 days ago (4 children)

if you're a gooner

if you're not a creep

Good luck with that Venn diagram.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Would two circles on top of each other, but offset by 2 micrometers still count as a Venn diagram?

[–] 1SimpleTailor@startrek.website 16 points 3 days ago

Hence all the ifs. But hey, the competition isn't fierce! Put the slightest effort into being self-aware, respectful, and charming and you can easily get her attention.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There's a whole ... sliver of us! I may not even be speaking of the royal "we"!

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Not just one. Two of them!

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Obviously quite the opposite, I'd say.