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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Why do people think having kids will solve problems for themselves/others πŸ˜‚

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I mean, if you have kids you can have LAN parties with them. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

[–] anamethatisnt@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you go directly for a partner who games you can skip the kids and save the time and money needed for gaming. ;-)

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And if too incel to get a partner you can find some flatmates who are gamers and run ethernet cables all over the house πŸ˜‚(wifi will be too slow and unreliable with how many devices a flat like that will have)

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if too asocial, you can make an AI that does it!

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

Aka: a singeplayer game?

[–] Toasted@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Played minecraft over lan for the first time around christmas with the kids ( 8, 6 and 5 ).

It was awesome until our youngest figured out how to pour lava on everyones buildings and refused to stop.

They can live vicariously through their kids and to try and make them into the person they never got to be? I don’t actually know.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 2 days ago

It’ll solve your problems by giving you more important problems to distract you from them until your memory of who you miss being fades.