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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing (arstechnica.com)

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[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well you know what they say...what doesn't kill you makes you have fewer cells that produce antibodies.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

What doesn't kill you will get you trapped in a summer camp

::: spoiler

with WEREWOLVES running around :::