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[–] Catma@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

What does harambe have to do with this?

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 21 hours ago

It's a joke based on multiverse theory. The joke is that if someone hadn't killed Harambe (RIP in peace), we would be living a timeline of events that is different than this stupid, shitty one.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Yes. It's in the linked article in fact