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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is smarter than a genius (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] shortrounddev@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Money is like radioactive material. Having a little bit in your house probably is fine but having a mountain of it will make you hole up in a Las Vegas hotel with tissue boxes for shoes

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Or you can become president

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Or even better, you can buy yourself a pet president.