this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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What are these comments? This isn't good at all.
That kid not being in daycare is costing the economy probably 1k a month in child care fees. Not to mention the worker is probably being less efficient.
Imagine if you worked really hard to open some McDonald's branches and the workers all started to bring their kids in. Workers these days have no sense of respect.
Yes, will someone please think of the shareholders?
You're in Orphan Crushing Machine. The sarcasm here is thick! Don't sweat it, this is a place for dark humor while we cope with the disaster that is our world.
It's thickest in the comment above yours 😅
wOrKeRs ThEsE dAyS
ok boomer
I suspect that is sarcasm.