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Dodge Chargers Now Have Pop-Up Ads at Every Stoplight... Just What Nobody Asked For (fuelarc.com)

submitted 15 hours ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 43 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Did you know John Deere tractors have a dedicated piracy scene? Because the tractors require authorized technicians to service them and doesn't allow farmers to service them themselves, spoofed firmware has appeared and is fairly frequently used to bypass this.

My point is, if you can jailbreak a tractor you can jailbreak a car. Just a matter of time.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hell yes I do.

When that old antipiracy ad was like "you wouldn't download a car," turns out they were vastly overestimating your average American tractor owner or car driver's respect for the corporate arcology.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Arcology: architectural ecology, a city intended to be contained in a single structure.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 4 points 2 hours ago

Thanks boss, I used the word and I'm like "I'm maybe 10% sure this is a word and most that confidence is coming from SimCity 2000" but then I went full send, I might not be the best journalist.

You know, I meant the corporate hierarchy. They're increasingly living in Spacex company towns or other arcologies and such. The gated communities, whatever the corpo version of the Ivory Tower is. In a word, that one building from SimCity 2000.