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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Some day every surface we look at will have advertising on it. Some Day.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I liked that part of Minority Report where he gets his eyeballs replaced and then all his customized ads in the mall are targeting the wrong person.

... In a dark, dystopian crystal-ball sort of way. Not in a "corporations should use this as an instruction guide" sort of way.

Who would have thought, the customized ad part would be right, but the expecting malls to exist part would be wrong?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Philip K. Dick was an unacknowledged prophet in so many ways.