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Leopards Ate My Face

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Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I heard about it on Reddit, I have a pretty good diet, haven't ever needed, or known anyone that needed, a poop knife

[–] Mr_Crash_Davis@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

Yea, I don't want to see the cornsnake that some of these folks are churning out to need a thing like a poop knife.

And christ almighty the effects on the plumbing, having to transport such a thing! Won't someone think of the pipes!