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Mark Rober just set up one of the most interesting self-driving tests of 2025, and he did it by imitating Looney Tunes. The former NASA engineer and current YouTube mad scientist recreated the classic gag where Wile E. Coyote paints a tunnel onto a wall to fool the Road Runner.

Only this time, the test subject wasn’t a cartoon bird… it was a self-driving Tesla Model Y.

The result? A full-speed, 40 MPH impact straight into the wall. Watch the video and tell us what you think!

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[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

waymo's have almost hit me like three times, and if i were slower, they would have. you are part of the problem. those are killing machines.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How? Do you just walk into the road without looking or something?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah, only way it could have happened; has to be the victim's fault because they totally always respect crosswalks.

how much do they pay you?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I definitely think you're leaving some details out here.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're right; I was dressed kinda slutty at least one of those times, so yeah, maybe it was my fault. how about what you're leaving out? how much do they pay you? you're all over these responses with similar lines.

[–] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es -3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm surrounded by waymos every time I go out and I can tell you that if they "almost hit you" three times then that's very likely a you problem -- and a reason for more waymos, not fewer.

Anecdotally, only once have I been in a situation where I've said, "do better, robot" because I was slightly inconvenienced by it.

By the numbers there are very few waymo incidents compared to human drivers and those include waymos being hit by bicyclists who aren't paying attention.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"if something almost does grievous bodily harm to you, we need more of it, keep playing those odds!"? that seems like a request for me to be harmed.

[–] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Again, based on experience, and the data, if you were exposed to "grievous bodily harm" then it seems like you should change something.

I don't know you so I'm not going to suggest you're making up how you feel about the situation but you definitely don't sound like you're expressing an accurate representation of reality.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

have you ever been hit by a car? maybe try it sometime before you talk about this shit, because you're being really casual, and I cannot stress how unpleasant an experience it is.

[–] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es 0 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I have. I've also been hit by a bicyclist. And a scooter. What's your point?

Based on your interactions so far, I'm guessing you ride a bicycle, ignore stop signs and traffic lights, join in on those dumb bicycle caravans that block busses, and blame pedestrians for not looking both ways before you rocket through a crosswalk.

And, you're mad at anything than entrenches motor vehicles in any way because this is your religion.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

no you haven't or you wouldn't compare the three. there is no comparison.

[–] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lol. So, anecdotal evidence, statistics, and my lived experience doesn't count but your obvious lies do.

Yeah, I'm happy to see I saw your main character shitshow coming from a mile away.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

okay. you were hit by a car. how did it feel? details. what jumped out at you about the experience? I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. wanna trade pics of scars?

and you were hit by a bike! oof! tell me about that one too. cmon, don't be shy.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Uhh, think you could rephrase this so it doesn't sound like you're rooting for the Waymo in any Waymo-bicycle accident?

[–] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es 5 points 3 days ago

I'm not rooting for anyone in any collision. Everyone should pay attention and drive responsibly.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world -2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

almost. Human driver would hit you in similar scenarios probably.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

almost because I dodged.

If these vehicles don't need to obey the procedural laws that are supposed to keep me safe, why should I refrain from smashing them with a hammer, or taking them apart and selling the pieces, or making cool sculptures out of them?

aside from being profoundly lazy, of course.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

data > your personal anecdotes. Get real dude.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

these companies do not provide data. they provide blatantly doctored ad copy.

and the engineers that design them have said there's no way to make them follow traffic rules perfectly. that they do often sacrifice safety for efficiency when the choice can be made.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What are you even on about tin foil. Waymos are on the road - how is this data doctored? You can literally see that it's safer than human driving in this exact environment.

[–] Retropunk64@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, you can literally see? So anecdotal evidence? What happened you the data you were just promoting?

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dude just google it there are many papers already. Can't be bothered wirh ludites like you bye

thinking a corporation is using tech poorly is not 'being a luddite'. how much do you get paid to shill this crap?

[–] Retropunk64@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago

So you're just posturing and full of shit, got it.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where were you that you had to dodge a Waymo? Were you walking down the middle of the road or something?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah it has to be the victim's fault. they totally respect crosswalks. how much do they pay you?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We've heard one side of the story, about a very unlikely series of events. I do think that person is leaving out a few details.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

how much do they pay you? you're all over these responses.