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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 108 points 5 days ago (3 children)

She wanted you, all you had to do was act. She thought you were disinterested because you shuffled away so quickly, so she just continued on to the D&D game she DMs down at the local leftist children's hospital.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 94 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn, do you rub salt into wounds professionally or are you just a really passionate hobbyist?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pro-boning if you follow their advice.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

(i believe self-boning has another word, actually).

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Too bad that's the orphanage my players decided to fireball…

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There are politically aligned children’s hospitals? Yikes

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There are politically aligned hospitals, but they're not leftist. They're usually named for some random saint and refuse certain kinds of healthcare to certain kinds of people for religious fundamentalist reasons. Leftist clinics (because they don't get enough funding to build hospitals) exist, but I guess you disapprove since healthcare has nothing to do with politics, right?

Side note: The first paramedics in the US were the Freedom House Ambulance Service, an all-black leftist organization that served local majority-black neighborhoods that received slow service from non-medically trained police. They set the standard for paramedics all over the US.

No? I just didn’t realize there were “political”hospitals, as opposed to regressive and prejudiced laws based around a few motherfucker’s religion being enforced by the state onto hospitals

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I was just trying to make her that much more Lemmy-perfect. Forgot to mention her Star Trek-themed Linux distro and fursuit.