I was going to make that joke too but given the real victim of the punchline is someone who had no ability to consent or exercise control in the situation it doesn't feel right.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I know, but he has $200b in assets, so it's hard to feel too bad for him

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I was referring to the child.

Children don't get to pick their name or their parents.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Once again, I jest.

[–] Dil@is.hardlywork.ing 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I dont feel bad for rich kids they have entrely different realities, they grow up to be shitty adults, it doesnt matter that they are kids now, their future is set in stone, i swear billionaires dropped hella propoganda movies to get ppl to feel bad for their kids and expect them to grow up to be good ppl that change the world for the better if the public likes them, like that ever happens.

Like this kid wont be going to jail ever, no matter what they do, no punishment ever, yall could say thats a bad thing all you want but they experience heaven on earth for the only life we get, fk em, they get way more than they deserve since birth.

I would not have a good home or life in a meritocracy because im dumbaf, but id 100% rather have that where ppl earn there way and mfs that actually contribute to society are rewarded over this shit where we got modern royalty, all the power, none of the consequences, no visibilty, no responsibility.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now around $400b. Which is a lot more than 1x38b.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

The problem is that the amount is probably wrong by the time I finish writing the sentence. The only solution is to burn Tesla dealerships at a fast enough rate to cause a profit/loss equilibrium so we can report it correctly.

Damn, with solutions like these maybe I should just go work for DOGE