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well that's rude (programming.dev)

submitted 5 days ago by andioop@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (5 children)

My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Haha, did you ever try it out? Maybe it really was your life long calling.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I didn't, but should I ever feel the need to try it I have already watched the tutorial video.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

I've become a computer tender.

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

-- Bart Simpson