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Man tackled by parishioners, handcuffed at Kansas church after Jesus-like prayer -“He has long hair and a beard.” (www.miamiherald.com)
submitted 2 days ago by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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“They’re our brothers and sisters. When we stop seeing people that way it’s so easy to start making laws or enacting policies that harm them.”

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, no way We're letting a long haired, bearded freak into our church....

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wanted to reply with a picture of black Jesus, but holy shit, image searche yields just page after page of garbage AI art. Mostly from etsy. Often without nipples, because AI still can’t figure out brown nipples on brown people

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

because AI still can’t figure out brown nipples on brown people

I needed that laugh

[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 8 points 2 days ago

Don't let the man get you down