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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 51 points 3 days ago (25 children)

The more I hear from big tech companies the more I want to reject it. I don't even own a printer.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago (24 children)

Go for older laser printers. They’re bulletproof, cheap on toner, free of DRM, and even if they only come with an LPT port you can always build your own print server that gives you all the bells and whistles like AirPrint.

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bulletproof? Sounds dangerous. What do I do if it makes a weird noise?

[–] titre@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago

Keep a cannon by the canon.

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