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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is at a work function (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i would definitely have laughed at that.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that would have been my cue to leave and never hang out with those people outside of work ever again.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago

Everyone is now blankly staring at you.